Pyramid of Kukulcán, Chichén-Itzá, Yucatán, Mexico, originally uploaded by jmhdezhdez.
Conversation #1 at the only local Mexican restaurant in this area:
Me: What's the Mexican population here?
Restaurant Owner: Well...there's me, my wife, my daughter...
Conversation #2 at the local gym:
A man is complaining to me about a wallet being stolen from a locker at the local gym.
Man: I think it's the Mexicans.
Me: What Mexicans? There aren't any Mexicans around here.
Man: They drive up from Manchester.
P.S. It's over an hour away.